FIGHT BIG PHARMA

“And then they realized, oh no, this is what they do. They go deep into the woods in public land and they set up a grow-op and they got fucking AKs and they got, you know, the Virgin Mary photos that they pray to at night. It's crazy. Like full on campsites filled with cartel dudes, they started turning into a tactical team. So this guy had to get Belgian Malinois and bulletproof vests and they're getting shootouts with the cartels in the middle of the woods.”

“It would take the place of so many different pharmaceutical drugs, and that's a big part of the problem. The other part of the problem is the alcohol industry. They've done studies. They know. They lobby. They work on it hard. They do not want marijuana becoming legalized in the whole nation. Alcohol is way worse. Way worse.”

“And they're using all these crazy pesticides and herbs that are totally illegal, fucking super toxic shit, shit that's outlawed on farms in America, but it's effective. And so they're using it. So you're getting this weed that's infected with these pesticides and herbs. There's no rules, man. It's illegal weed. If they had it legal, you could have inspectors who could check the farms and the factories.”

“For 13 fucking years, alcohol was illegal in this country. You know how crazy that is, a grown man telling you you can't have a drink? It's exactly the same thing. We're just delusional about it. And we put it under the label drug, which is alcohol. Alcohol is a drug, dummy. It's a drug. There's a lot of drugs. Caffeine is a drug.”

“Thank you, Talios from Asapiko Park in Mineola. I have my own Serra slice. It's the best fucking, it'll knock your dick off. It's the best slice. I put it up against any slice that you could give me. Caputo flour from Italy. No bromate, no preservatives. Sicilian oregano. We have some beautiful fiordilate fresh mozzarella. Just wait for the fucking pesto.”