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“I've ordered the United States Navy to shoot and kill any boats, small boats, though they may be, their naval ships are all, 159 of them at the bottom of the sea. That is, they're putting mines in the water, in the Strait of Hormuz. There is to be no hesitation. Additionally, our minesweepers are clearing the strait right now. I'm hereby ordering that activity to continue, but at a tripled up level.”

“I think long term, the lower that score goes, you you you you cannot risk not knowing the consequences of the score getting too low. Because if it gets too low, then what does the youth do who don't have anything to lose? Anything. The young is willing to break the whole thing because they're like, well, you know what? You guys are not doing anything.”

“Meta fires 10% of their workforce. Microsoft announced they're also letting go of 7,000 employees. As they're investing more and more into AI, they're starting to realize that many of the jobs can be done by AI. Like AI is almost becoming as good of a coder as a great coder is. You better learn how to use AI. This is a reality when average salaries are $379,000 at Meta.”

“We're about to commence the redevelopment of 350 Park Avenue, creating 6,000 highly paid construction jobs and supporting the creation of more than 15,000 permanent jobs in Midtown, New York. The project, if we move forward, will entail more than 6 billion dollars of spending. So a dumb policy that he comes up with could end up costing 15,000 New Yorkers a permanent job and 6,000 construction workers in New York. Double dumb.”

“There's been a recent spout of a lot of NASA scientists dying in mysterious ways in a short amount of time, all related to very specific things, propulsion, space exploration, and nuclear programs, which is with high clearances, high military clearances, to the point where it's actually being looked at now seriously. I find the story just very weird because truth is weirder than fiction in this case. Anything is possible.”

“GDP growth in Poland grew 3%, while the EU was 1.1. Poland has the lowest crime in the world. They have no sex education to minors in Poland. They get 28 million foreign tourists coming in to Poland because it's so safe. Whoever on the Republican Party, RNC, whatever it is, create a one-liner of every single one of Newsome's failures and put it on repeat, blast it, and promote it everywhere starting now.”

“Ilhan Omar, just a rough week, man. People have been going on tour, asking her questions and you can see her temper. 'I don't have to do shit' is what she says. She curses. And Ilhan Omar, they made a minor $30 million minor accounting mistake. Some people do that every day, but this is a rough week when people are asking how you need to explain this to the American people.”

“When did Newsom become the governor of the state of California? From 151,000 people to 187,000 people in 2024. Look at the plus minus. Plus 36,000 people. Investors gave you $24 billion to fix a big problem. You wasted your investors' money and you didn't fix the problem. Newsome's plus minus numbers are horrible. There's no way to measure this to give this guy anything but an F.”

“GDP growth in Poland grew 3%, while the EU was 1.1. Poland has the lowest crime in the world. They have no sex education to minors in Poland. They get 28 million foreign tourists coming in to Poland because it's so safe. Whoever on the Republican Party, RNC, whatever it is, create a one-liner of every single one of Newsome's failures and put it on repeat, blast it, and promote it everywhere starting now.”

“86% of Americans disapprove of Congress. That is tied with November of 2013 for the all-time high. As I said, Congress usually hated, but usually not this hated. You're actually managing to tie records. Just 10% of Americans approve of the job that Congress is doing. So therefore, as I said, stand up and give yourselves a round of applause. You managed to do it. Congratulations.”

“He says, we sure had a good time at the Parthenon this morning, didn't we, Hill? She's just staring at him. So he repeats himself. We sure had a good time at the Parthenon this morning, didn't we, Hill? And she says, Jesus Christ, Bill. It's raining all day. I'll be in the room. And she walks between us. And I'm looking at him like, you poor man.”

“Ilhan Omar, just a rough week, man. People have been going on tour, asking her questions and you can see her temper. 'I don't have to do shit' is what she says. She curses. And Ilhan Omar, they made a minor $30 million minor accounting mistake. Some people do that every day, but this is a rough week when people are asking how you need to explain this to the American people.”

“Senator McCain says, welcome home. And he wants to know how he can be helpful to you. And I said, oh my god. Tell him thank you so much. He can be helpful by giving me my pension back. I said, these Obama people confiscated my pension 20 of proud government service... He said, I'm gonna put it down in the bottom. Nobody's gonna pay any attention. We're gonna get you your pension back... And then he got brain cancer. And so he couldn't be on the conference committee.”

“Meta fires 10% of their workforce. Microsoft announced they're also letting go of 7,000 employees. As they're investing more and more into AI, they're starting to realize that many of the jobs can be done by AI. Like AI is almost becoming as good of a coder as a great coder is. You better learn how to use AI. This is a reality when average salaries are $379,000 at Meta.”

“But he famously threw those medals over the White House fence to protest the Vietnam War. So I'm looking at that like, what?... And he goes, are you kidding? He said those medals are the most important things in his life. He went to the P X that morning, and he bought copies. And he threw the copies over the White House.”

“We see this brilliant blinding flash of light, not very high off the ground, maybe 1,500 1,200, 1,500 feet. There's a second flash and a third flash, and we were both looking up at it. And then this orange saucer lit up, and it's just hovering there... And then it went like that at this fantastic speed that just defied the laws of physics.”

“I jump up, and I said, mister president, my name is John Kiriakou. I'm the CIA torture whistleblower. And then I I used my my go to line. I said, Barack Obama and John Brennan ruined my life, and you were the only person who can give it back to me. And he goes like this. He goes, Tucker Carlson told me about you.”

“I was watching Patrick Bet David yesterday, and Patrick is a a hardcore Zionist. He's Iranian. I don't think he's Jewish. I think he's, like, half a Syrian and half Armenian.”

“The espionage act was written in 1917 to combat German saboteurs during the first World War. Between 1917 and 2009, three people were prosecuted for speaking to the press. Just under Obama, eight of us were prosecuted for speaking to the press. Eight of us.”

“Obama put his arm around my shoulder, and he said, Bill, if you endorse me and you bring the Hispanics secretary of state. And I said, oh my god. That's fantastic. It's what Richardson always wanted... I said, Bill Richardson has exactly the same story. I said, Barack Obama promised half a dozen people that they would be secretary of state. That's the kind of person he is. He duped all of you guys.”

“I've ordered the United States Navy to shoot and kill any boats, small boats, though they may be, their naval ships are all, 159 of them at the bottom of the sea. That is, they're putting mines in the water, in the Strait of Hormuz. There is to be no hesitation. Additionally, our minesweepers are clearing the strait right now. I'm hereby ordering that activity to continue, but at a tripled up level.”

“There's been a recent spout of a lot of NASA scientists dying in mysterious ways in a short amount of time, all related to very specific things, propulsion, space exploration, and nuclear programs, which is with high clearances, high military clearances, to the point where it's actually being looked at now seriously. I find the story just very weird because truth is weirder than fiction in this case. Anything is possible.”

“One of the very first lessons that I learned at the CIA is that if you wanna determine American military intentions, watch naval movements. You know, we can fly troops out all over the place. It doesn't make any difference. If you're gonna send an an entire aircraft carrier strike group, you mean business. If you're gonna send two of them, you're going to war. And we sent two.”

“When did Newsom become the governor of the state of California? From 151,000 people to 187,000 people in 2024. Look at the plus minus. Plus 36,000 people. Investors gave you $24 billion to fix a big problem. You wasted your investors' money and you didn't fix the problem. Newsome's plus minus numbers are horrible. There's no way to measure this to give this guy anything but an F.”

“86% of Americans disapprove of Congress. That is tied with November of 2013 for the all-time high. As I said, Congress usually hated, but usually not this hated. You're actually managing to tie records. Just 10% of Americans approve of the job that Congress is doing. So therefore, as I said, stand up and give yourselves a round of applause. You managed to do it. Congratulations.”

“We're about to commence the redevelopment of 350 Park Avenue, creating 6,000 highly paid construction jobs and supporting the creation of more than 15,000 permanent jobs in Midtown, New York. The project, if we move forward, will entail more than 6 billion dollars of spending. So a dumb policy that he comes up with could end up costing 15,000 New Yorkers a permanent job and 6,000 construction workers in New York. Double dumb.”