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“Roid rage is not necessarily real, but like, if you are a dick, it'll probably just make you like more of a dick. But Tren in particular, it could kind of like bring you from like neutral to like slightly dick-ish. In general, it's just going to exacerbate like what you kind of already were.”

“The Rock has officially come off steroids. Now, love him or hate him, this guy is on the top of the charts when it comes to fake naturals. He's right up there with Mike O'Hern. However, the show looks like it's finally coming to an end. He recently found out that he had plaque buildup in his circumflex artery from his decades of gear use. Now, the reason why this plaque buildup can be so fucking dangerous is because it can lead to heart attack, strokes or aneurysms, which is probably why he decided to hop off.”

“Over the weekend, my nipples started hurting a ton and got scared of getting gyne, so I hopped off. That's the sign. You know, once you actually start seeing the cosmetic issues, that's when we get off.”

“The leading cause of death in the US is still heart disease. And within that, the subsect of the cause of that heart disease is most often going to be atherosclerosis. So plaque buildup in the arteries. And this is something that manifests early in life, like as early as, you know, like teenage hood, you start to stack plaque in your arteries. And most people are not exempt from this. Even metabolically fit individuals, a lot of them will still have some level of plaque accumulation.”

“You can literally get like 80% of the results on trend just by running tests and dialing in your diet slash routine. That extra 20% is not going to seal the deal with any woman and it comes at the cost of your long-term health.”

“So, I do think this was a pretty poor choice of wardrobe if he didn't want to exaggerate things. It looks like almost potentially like his suit hasn't been even, you know, tailored to his new low of body weight potentially. But the Hawaiian shirt, bro, like, you know, you're going to get lit up by people who don't understand body composition. When you're that lean and you're wearing a baggy shirt, like, prepare to be told that you don't work out anymore.”

“I called you. And I said, Doc, listen, here's what I got. I'm not indicting anybody. I'm not throwing anybody under the bus, but what do you think? And here's what their suggestion is. And again, I'll never forget on that Zoom. You went, OK, hold on. Let's not jump to conclusions. I don't want you getting on that right now. Don't get on the medication. There's a couple of steps here, I think, that we can do that could be invaluable. For example, let's get a scan done, but let's get an AI scan done.”

“This one time we were smashing in her car in an empty parking lot, and she asked me why my balls were fucking tiny now, and I got super fucking angry. I looked up and saw her dash cam and thought she was recording me to show Ally. I lost my mind, ripped it off, the windshield, and smashed it on the concrete, telling her if she ever told anyone, I'd fucking kill her, and to shut the fuck up. She started crying and begging me to calm down, and I started to realize what I had just said and told her I was kidding and drove us back to campus.”

“I had in grade 11 or 12, this one guy in my, I don't even know what it was, like an IT tech computer class. And this dude went from a two-plate max bench to doing two-sixty-five for like, I don't know, ten, like within months, and gained insane amounts of lean mass quickly. And I was like, fuck, like obviously he knows what he's doing. So I asked the secret and he said, instead of just taking one scoop of saison, which is like the flavored creatine from the Gaspari nutrition, you take two scoops of that.”

“Like the role he played, he was achieving, you know, the representation of a MMA legend who was known for being a sauce fiend, and pre-like juice regulation, and also a guy who's a genetic freak for muscle building and being jacked, probably one of the juiciest guys ever in the sport. And that guy, I, the craziest shit about it is the Rock is doing it in his 50s, playing a guy, well, by the way, like he is representing the role, like a spitting image, of a guy in his 20s who is a phenom on gear, and then the guy who's that guy he's playing is actually nearly the same age as the Rock, I believe, in real life, which is like the weirdest contrast ever.”

“If he is indeed, like, plaque free, as they are suggesting, that would actually put him in, like, a rare, kind of like, probably like a unique, uncommon subsect of the population of, you know, the US., essentially, where he is actually more healthy from a plaque accumulation standpoint or a, you know, atherosclerosis potential standpoint than the majority of people in the country. So the fact, if it is indeed true, like, that's, in my opinion, would kind of lead to the conclusion that he's probably like, huh, I could probably do more of this shit. I could probably, you know, do more of these roles in the future.”

“So for you guys who have never been on, or even the guys who have been on, can attest to, when you first get on, it's like you hit puberty a second time, essentially. And it's interesting because it does not sustain. It's like you have this big burst of hornyness that is like you literally had your balls drop. But it does not sustain.”

“Make sure you get blood work before you ever get on gear. If that's something you were looking at doing, I would absolutely recommend a baseline panel. Something that I wish I had. I'm sure many of you guys wish you had is seeing where things were at a baseline. So then if you get on and then something goes awry, you can actually look back and see what went wrong and why.”

“He is a prominent and outspoken, I suppose, well, he's not really a prominent fake natty, but he has essentially said flat out that he is, you know, doesn't take gear, or is, you know, I think the only admitting he did to anything was, you know, I took something when I was in my teens, and, you know, it was just like a random, like, prohormone or something, and then that was it. And essentially has dodged it for his entire career, if not outright, kind of said in a roundabout way that he doesn't do anything.”

“By his account, he's suggesting that he's never had, like, screening done, despite the fact that he is the highest paid athlete, uh, not athlete, uh, actor on the planet, I believe. A guy who is one of the highest paid and one of the most who needs to rely on being, like, a big jacked, probably on hormones guy to be that most paid actor. And yet, at his, in his 50s, he had not even had the screening done. The guy has been exposing himself to huge risks, fluctuating body weights, using significant amounts of hormones, probably, eating 6,000 to 8,000 calories a day, supposedly, which is absolutely not, you know, gonna be healthy for you, ultimately.”