PUBLISHED: JAN 20, 2026INDEXED: APR 30, 2026, 10:04 AM

Used Tren At 19 And Became An Angry Cheating Psycho

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Jan 20

First test cycle feels like hitting puberty a second time

β€œSo for you guys who have never been on, or even the guys who have been on, can attest to, when you first get on, it's like you hit puberty a second time, essentially. And it's interesting because it does not sustain. It's like you have this big burst of hornyness that is like you literally had your balls drop. But it does not sustain.”

β€” Derek - founder of More Plates More Dates
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Jacked gym friends often gatekeep their steroid use

β€œI had in grade 11 or 12, this one guy in my, I don't even know what it was, like an IT tech computer class. And this dude went from a two-plate max bench to doing two-sixty-five for like, I don't know, ten, like within months, and gained insane amounts of lean mass quickly. And I was like, fuck, like obviously he knows what he's doing. So I asked the secret and he said, instead of just taking one scoop of saison, which is like the flavored creatine from the Gaspari nutrition, you take two scoops of that.”

β€” Derek - founder of More Plates More Dates
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Tren paranoia made him smash a girl's dashcam

β€œThis one time we were smashing in her car in an empty parking lot, and she asked me why my balls were fucking tiny now, and I got super fucking angry. I looked up and saw her dash cam and thought she was recording me to show Ally. I lost my mind, ripped it off, the windshield, and smashed it on the concrete, telling her if she ever told anyone, I'd fucking kill her, and to shut the fuck up. She started crying and begging me to calm down, and I started to realize what I had just said and told her I was kidding and drove us back to campus.”

β€” Derek - reading Reddit story aloud
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Sore nipples were what finally made him quit

β€œOver the weekend, my nipples started hurting a ton and got scared of getting gyne, so I hopped off. That's the sign. You know, once you actually start seeing the cosmetic issues, that's when we get off.”

β€” Derek - founder of More Plates More Dates
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Jan 20

Roid rage exacerbates who you already are

β€œRoid rage is not necessarily real, but like, if you are a dick, it'll probably just make you like more of a dick. But Tren in particular, it could kind of like bring you from like neutral to like slightly dick-ish. In general, it's just going to exacerbate like what you kind of already were.”

β€” Derek - founder of More Plates More Dates
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Tren's extra 20% gains aren't worth long-term damage

β€œYou can literally get like 80% of the results on trend just by running tests and dialing in your diet slash routine. That extra 20% is not going to seal the deal with any woman and it comes at the cost of your long-term health.”

β€” Derek - founder of More Plates More Dates
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Jan 20

Get baseline bloodwork before ever touching gear

β€œMake sure you get blood work before you ever get on gear. If that's something you were looking at doing, I would absolutely recommend a baseline panel. Something that I wish I had. I'm sure many of you guys wish you had is seeing where things were at a baseline. So then if you get on and then something goes awry, you can actually look back and see what went wrong and why.”

β€” Derek - founder of More Plates More Dates

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