COACH YOUTH HOCKEY

“The only area where I could ride a bike or a scooter. I hit the edge of the door full speed, into my hip. I have the biggest bruise I've ever had, and then that threw me into the car, parked the car on the right, and then I went onto the ground. So it really hurt. And then the lady got out of the car, asked if I was okay, but kinda more in a, like, a lawyer manner, like, are you okay?”

“All the, like, stats are, like, LeBron's first playoff game, and it's just Bronny as a one year old. Hit the whole thing. He someone put it perfectly. He's like, LeBron literally made a, a teammate to throw passes to. He made him. Mhmm. And it's crazy. He's the fact he's doing it at 41 is just absolutely nuts. The rockets were favorites in this series. And LeBron with no Luka, it just defies all logic, and he just keeps doing it.”

“Is there anyone who, like, records are meant to be break broken, but Roger Bannister really gets a lot of credit for a guy who probably would have gotten beaten if we had just recorded, like I mean, how did how did a, English guy have the fastest mile in the world? Yeah. That's just not come on. And we all fucking sucked his dick forever. Yeah. Like, oh, you you got the mile under four minutes. I feel like we could've gone to a lot of other places in the world and found faster miles.”

“So he skates like no one I've ever seen before, and it's he's faster with the puck than without I mean, I've been on this show how many times I've been on. Number one most appeared guest, but I've probably talked about him for most of them. Mhmm. Yeah. And his skating and with the puck and what he's able to do with his cutbacks, stops and starts, it I've never seen anything like it. And now he doesn't have that. He still has the straightaway speed I've noticed, like, tonight and the last game, but the little cutbacks where he's beaten the out of the corner and just embarrassing people, it's like ninja mode.”

“I mean, anytime you get a guy who could jump out of a pool. But, yeah, the the bears draft strategy did not seem I I I do think that, like, we don't I don't know shit. Last year, there were people who thought that, you know, Colson Loveland at 10 was a weird pick, and then he ends up being the best tight end in in in the draft and also one of the top tight ends in the league. So I trust in Ben Johnson, but we took, a center from Iowa who actually Kyle Long was talking about, Logan Jones. So I'm excited about that.”