Pardon My Take

“The Sixers are a bad three point shooting team. They shot 50% from three in this game. I cannot expect the Sixers to shoot 50% from three every single game. They're still most likely going to lose this this series, but I was ecstatic. I watched the last I watched I I told myself that I wasn't going to come in because I thought the sixers had a better chance of winning if I didn't come in.”

“I'm excited for the future core of the Philadelphia seventy sixers after watching VJ Edgecomb and Tyrese Maxey in that game. Vijay Edgecomb is insane. Youngest player in NBA history to go for 30 points and 10 rebounds in a game. He's a a beast, and he's 19 years old. In a playoff game? In a playoff game. I've I've I've said that that stat twice, and I forgot the word playoff both times.”

“Silverado has the power to haul pretty much everything. Gear, grills, tailgate setups. So whether you're driving to a draft party, a road game, or towing a boat to the lake, you need a truck with strength, reliability, and the drive to go the distance. The same DNA you'll find in a Chevy Silverado is capable and dependable as your top tier draft pick. Silverado shows up and gets the job done. It won't flinch when the pressure's on.”

“The Celtics that that was a a playoff game that we have seen before probably three or four times in the last three or four years. You live by three, die by the three. If they miss 30 threes every game in the rest of the series, they're probably not gonna win it. I don't think that's gonna happen. And it's not like I'd rather lose that way than them play well and lose. That would have been worse. The the sixers best beats your best would have been worse.”

“Reading writing the book and going through all the dumb luck that we got along the way and how this this this collection of morons got to a place where the number one sports podcast, I think the g man might have our back. Imagine imagine if the day you die, you go up you go up to the Pearly Gates and God's like, hey. Bing bong. Good to meet you. 10 time AWL. Bing bong. Hanky. I hope it's like forty.”

“Rory wins back to back Masters and as a non Rory podcast we have to begrudgingly tip our cap. We talk about the Masters and the playoff that we all wanted so badly but never materialized because he simply pulled away from the field on the back nine.”

“NBA Playoffs are set and play ins this week with a potential Sixers/Celtics first round matchup. The bracket is finally locked in and we are looking at some of the most intense early series we've had in years depending on how these play-in games shake out.”

“Being here at Augusta and watching Rory go back-to-back is something special that puts him in very elite company. He navigated the back nine with the composure of a guy who has been there a dozen times before, and the atmosphere around the clubhouse was just electric.”

“We go international to talk about Tottenham potentially being relegated which is a sentence I never thought I would have to say out loud. It is absolute chaos in the Premier League right now and the math is starting to look very scary for Spurs fans.”

“Max and Brooks finish in the top 12 and other stories from the weekend including how the course played. Seeing Max consistently put himself in the mix at these majors is a huge step forward for his career and it's great to see him performing at this level.”

“The Wednesday Par 3 is great, but then you look at the leaderboard and see guys blowing up. It's the Masters, you expect the best, but day one always humbles a few of the favorites who thought they had it figured out and ends up ruining scorecards before the weekend even starts.”

“We have some national sports podcast news and some crazy stats to go over today regarding the industry. The industry is changing so fast, and the numbers these digital shows are putting up compared to traditional media is just staggering in terms of reach and engagement.”

“I am the newly appointed PMT Ombudsman and I'm here to set the record straight about my pool in LA. It is a normal sized pool, it is non-heated, and any reports suggesting that it is some luxury oasis are simply journalistic malpractice by this program that I must correct.”

“I love being with the guys, I love being on the court, and I'm still working hard to get back in the NBA. Being at the Final Four was great to see the energy, but the goal is always to be competing at the highest level in the league and finding the right fit for my game.”

“Fyre Fest of the week is our time to just talk about how we messed up or how life messed us up over the last few days. It's the segment where we realize that despite the big guests and the sports news, we're all just trying to keep our heads above water and failing occasionally.”

“Michigan wins the National Championship and we talk Monday's Championship game and how good this Michigan team was. They really put a stamp on the season and showed that despite all the noise and the investigations, they were clearly the best team in the country on that field when it mattered most.”

“The Bulls clean house out of their front office but the owners still own the team, which is the classic Chicago problem where you change the faces but the top stays the same. It's a massive move for a franchise that has been stuck in the middle of the pack for way too long without a clear direction.”

“Shane Bacon joins the show to break down the Masters field, what holes are each of the guys, who can win, and what the course will be like. He gives a deep dive into how the course is playing and which players have the specific shot shapes required to succeed at Augusta National this year.”

“Our good friend Max Homa joins us to get ready for the Masters, discussing how he's feeling going into the tournament and a little pump up before the big week. He talks about the pressure of the majors and whether or not his tan is going to be a distraction when he's standing on the first tee.”

“Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Artemis, Masters hats, getting got and more. We dive into the latest with the space program and why they might be feeling the heat this week, along with the absolute necessity of securing the right headwear before the tournament starts on Thursday.”