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“I had heard about that in the nineties. I heard about that on the set of news radio, and I was like, what? That he drugged women. I heard about it in the nineteen nineties. I couldn't believe it. I was like, what? Bill Cosby? In Hollywood knew. Yeah. Actors. So actors it was an actress that actually told me that. That Bill Bill Cosby drugs women.”

“people who do not have children do not understand the drive that it gives you to protect and care for those little people. It's kind of crazy. So if you'll find something. Well, I don't understand how people do it without like, I meet men who are really driven and motivated, and they have no kids. But they're, like, every day, they're working. I I don't know what their motivation is.”

“what it is is a lack of self examination. A lot of what these problems are, you could solve yourself if you just recorded yourself or filmed yourself. Filmed is the best. So filming, you get to see all the things you hate about yourself, all the things that are gross, all the weird stupid parts of your bits that you need to chop out, and they make you uncomfortable and it's good.”

“an immigrant like, an illegal immigrant woman came and tried to give me a phone. I remember that vividly. She tried to give me a free phone. She said, you can have this because, she said she said, you're on benefits. Everyone on benefits gets a free phone. It was some, like, policy. She just assumed I was on benefits because I was at the Greyhound bus station.”

“if you want it to be funny, you have to it has to be in the language and in the mind, like, from the viewpoint of one person. One person's unique vision. One person's unique vision that they think is hilarious. And as soon as you start monkeying with that, as soon as you start adding stuff to that, as soon as you start watering it down, you're gonna kill it. You compromise it, it becomes a candidate for mediocrity.”

“Do you know how big Skid Skid Row is? Take your guess. Five zero just completely claimed by homeless zombies. Skid Row in Los Angeles, officially known as Central City East, covers approximately 50 to 54 blocks. They don't know how many people are there. There's just wild guesses in terms of what the populations of homeless people are.”

“Brian Holtzman, for instance. We have to kind of, like, force Brian Holtzman into the modern era. Like and he's always been a comics comic, and he's always been a guy that we would all sit in the back of the room at the at at the store and watch. But he was always getting these terrible spots, and it wasn't until we broke. Because he never went on the road. He never went on the road.”

“I got offered a job hosting a Catholic podcast, and they fired me as I had I packed up everything in Adelaide. This is, like, two and a bit years ago. I had the kids and the wife, and on the way to America, I got fired. And they said, we'll still pay you rent. It's in Steubenville, Ohio, beautiful Appalachian town just outside of Pittsburgh.”

“Well, you know when it dropped off, like, noticeably? When Elon bought Twitter. All of a sudden, you could say whatever you wanted. And so you could make fun of it now. And then people realize, oh, this is is a a completely falsely propped up narrative.”

“the FBI has, has indicted the Southern Poverty Law Center. Paying Nazis to protest. So this is something that Alex Jones had said. Do you remember that Charlottesville tiki torch thing Years ago? Alex Jones said back then that they were being paid, that these are paid actors to go and do that. People thought it was insane. Turns out, it's true. Turns out, they were paying the Ku Klux Klan.”

“They said we like it. This is one of the most embarrassing phone calls I've ever had. They said that we like it. It's very white. It's very male. Like, yeah. It's me. It's just me. And he they said, can you go out in five? Like, find five or six diverse comedians and record their specials as well, and then we could buy all six of them.”