Conan Vs. Edibles Part I

“I do. It's something I've been wanting to give you for a very long time. And I think because the Oscars are done, everything's more chill, it's the right time to do it. So I just went to the store and I took the liberty of just buying you a lot of edibles.”

“I think starting really small to the point where maybe you have half of one of those five milligram things and then you, and then the worst case scenario is you say I didn't feel anything and then next time, maybe you go to five milligrams.”

“We have to explain. I am a redhead. Redheads are, whenever I go to the dentist, they shoot me up full of Novocaine and then they go to drill and I don't feel any of the Novocaine and they say, Oh right, red hair. So they obliterate my nervous system.”

“CBD is like when the component that makes you high is removed and it's just the part that makes you feel better, that has the healing property.”

“The world in general, at least in America, is moving away from drinking, and this is, by a lot of accounts, just a healthier substitute.”

“What might be fun is before you make a night of it and you could come up with a playlist beforehand of music you might want to listen to, go to the store and get some snacks, prepare this kind of snacks you want to eat.”

“Well, this could be, here's the problem, potential problem, that a calm, happy Conan is not productive. You know, that this whole thing dies. The podcast, maybe this is our last episode.”