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“But what I'm saying is there's far too many people out there dwelling on things they do not like versus things they like. And this life is fucking short. I am 58 years old. I'm almost 59. That's dead. That's all this fuck.”

“I performed to half-sold-out comedy clubs. You know how much more nerve-racking it is to make eye contact with your fans that are disappointed that they're in a half-sold-out room? That 20,000 people that are just there to be like, Shane!”

“The internet and social media became a thing where we gave everyone a voice. Everyone has to have an opinion. Nobody wants to admit they're wrong. And they have to have a hot take. Everything that happens within minutes.”

“And you know, RFK Junior's been working really hard to try to stop a lot of what is fucking with us with our diet in America. But God, the resistance is crazy.”

“But what I'm saying is there's far too many people out there dwelling on things they do not like versus things they like. And this life is fucking short. I am 58 years old. I'm almost 59. That's dead. That's all this fuck.”

“I have like a gluten intolerance. Like if I eat a sandwich, I'm just gonna... You'll see it on my face. Like all I did was eat pasta, bread, gelato the whole time. I lost five pounds for a week. I lost five fucking pounds.”

“I performed to half-sold-out comedy clubs. You know how much more nerve-racking it is to make eye contact with your fans that are disappointed that they're in a half-sold-out room? That 20,000 people that are just there to be like, Shane!”

“And you know, RFK Junior's been working really hard to try to stop a lot of what is fucking with us with our diet in America. But God, the resistance is crazy.”

“The internet and social media became a thing where we gave everyone a voice. Everyone has to have an opinion. Nobody wants to admit they're wrong. And they have to have a hot take. Everything that happens within minutes.”

“I have like a gluten intolerance. Like if I eat a sandwich, I'm just gonna... You'll see it on my face. Like all I did was eat pasta, bread, gelato the whole time. I lost five pounds for a week. I lost five fucking pounds.”