WATCH ROGER WATERS

“So we all went, and I got to see Rodney there. Rodney was backstage with nothing on but a bathrobe. Open. He was completely naked. No. I didn't see that. [02:51:40] Speaker 5: I saw him walking around with slippers and a bathrobe. And then he went on stage with nothing but a bathrobe. Dang. Bathrobe naked underneath. [02:51:47] Speaker 4: Went on stage that way? [02:51:48] Speaker 5: That's amazing. 1986. Okay. Damn. Fucking destroyed. [02:51:53] Speaker 5: I was 19. I was Wow. Mesmerized. And back then, I wasn't even thinking about doing comedy. I was just fighting, and I was enjoying it. [02:52:00] Speaker 5: And I was like, this is this guy is so free.”

“Early years of comedy, I pitched a show, and and Lionsgate picked it up. [35:45] Speaker 4: Yeah. [35:46] Speaker 2: And I flew out they flew me out to LA to pitch the show to Netflix and Amazon. It was the biggest deal of my life. And the night before, I did Tripoli show, and he gives you a bag of weed stuff. You know? And I was like, I can't do weed. I'm a wuss. I'm a lightweight. He goes, well, take some CBD. And I go, oh, okay. I'll do that. I wanna get some sleep, so I chugged a bottle of CBD, and it was THC. [35:06] Speaker 3: Oh. [35:07] Speaker 2: I woke up. The bed was vertical. I was hanging on to the the post. I thought you were gonna [35:11] Speaker 3: take it. [35:11] Speaker 2: It felt like the carpet was sinking with me.”

“Trevor Bauer is a Cy Young Yeah. The highest award for a pitcher. Phenom. He got some chick, pretty much told all the friends, like, I'm gonna go get money out of that guy. [26:50] Speaker 2: Yep. We got the text messages. Yeah. [26:52] Speaker 4: He kinda proved it all. But, Dodgers? Was it Dodgers? I don't remember. Was it, like, hey. [26:57] Speaker 4: You can't remember anymore. Now. [26:58] Speaker 3: He was the Brewers. Brewers? No. I don't remember. [27:01] Speaker 2: Moved to Japan. [27:02] Speaker 4: Moved to Japan, tried to pitch there. And he's like, I'm good. He told MLB. He goes, I'll pitch for free. And I'm a Cy Young winner.”

“Like, McCusker McCusker used to make weed gummies. [36:02] Speaker 4: When we [36:02] Speaker 3: lived together, he'd make homemade Wow. [36:04] Speaker 4: He would, [36:04] Speaker 3: like, try to make cheese. It was crazy. And then I'd just be sitting there playing Xbox, and he'd be like, here, take some of these. I'll just try them out. But one time he left. I did a show at a casino outside of Philly. He gave me a bag of gummy bears. Obviously, I got fucking hammered, and I was just in my hotel room just I ate them. I just ate as many as I could. Did you know that [36:24] Speaker 5: they were pot gummy bears? I just think [36:25] Speaker 3: that I did. But you didn't sell it? I was hammered. [36:27] Speaker 4: I was like, no. No. No. [36:28] Speaker 2: Gummy bears. They're so good. [36:30] Speaker 3: I just killed that fucking hotel lobby.”

“I got some of Roger Waters. We were doing a podcast here, me scoring and Burton. You and you're like, what are you doing tomorrow? You wanna stay? Roger Waters is playing. I was like, oh, I gotta it's so funny. It's like, yeah. I was like, I gotta leave. He go, why? I'm like, yeah. I don't know. But I'm like, what I my hotel, I have to check out tomorrow. He goes, extended. [32:40] Speaker 5: Yeah. My personal guest Roger Waters. [32:42] Speaker 4: Change all his flights to the next day. And I was like, yeah. Alright. But then it was like, I gotta find acid on one day's notice.”

“Mark, the last time I saw I saw Mark Steel, we're we're in a movie theater, and I got some popcorn. And it's I'm sure it's closed by now. And then, the lady turned around and got my popcorn, and then he just had beef jerky in the movie. Yeah. [01:23:26] Speaker 2: They were selling it. [01:23:27] Speaker 4: How'd you get that? I guess, most expensive item. I just reached for [01:23:30] Speaker 7: it. [01:23:30] Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh, boy. [01:23:31] Speaker 2: But the chisel is too. They upped the prices. It's [01:23:33] Speaker 4: Depends prices. Yeah. [01:23:34] Speaker 7: I mean, [01:23:34] Speaker 2: you get you get a Hudson News Cliff Bar. It's $8. Not on my watch. [01:23:38] Speaker 3: It's ridiculous. [01:23:39] Speaker 4: Not on my watch. [01:23:40] Speaker 7: Once you're [01:23:40] Speaker 2: on the plane, you're home free.”