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“It is standard medical procedure for a doctor to hold the scrotum whilst asking you to cough and check for it. And I get that, but that shit seems hella. It seemed like the Catholic church is involved in it a little bit because it's it's a little backsplash of uncertainty. But what, how how do we self check our own balls? That's what I would look up.”

“I wrapped it in tinfoil. I put it in my freezer. That was like it's that's come closing in on it's fifth like, fifteen to twenty years ago, and I never got rid of the fish. It's still with me. I have a I have a gold a frozen goldfish in my freezer No. For over fifteen years. That fish is still in my freezer right now.”

“The Artemis mission are NASA's current program to return humans to the moon and use it as a stepping stone for future trips to Mars. But we wouldn't inhabit another planet. We're not going to. You can't. But So why are we going up there? I guess, you know, I guess we're But that's I don't like that shit when somebody's like, hey. I wanna come visit you, but, really, they're just staying overnight so they can go visit somebody else further away.”

“It's, like, nothing to is that we do and say is to be taken seriously. It's all just we're doing shtick the whole time, and we're, like, we're in on the joke, and it's, like, but it's edited really fun. It's, like, edited in, like, little chunks, and it's, like, to look like it's on a old VHS tape. It's, like, it's it's really I don't know. It's just something I just made up, like, a couple years ago when we went on hiatus.”

“When we start filming, season 13 on Thursday too, it's another thing. Yeah. Wow. It's wild. It's been on for, it's been on there for fifteen years. And have you ever met, like, a child that was, like, conceived during the show? Like, has that ever been a thing? Yeah. People I yeah. People I know people met and got married, and I know I know people somewhere they fuck to it all the time.”

“Stu and Amy Shankman's wedding, 11/25/1985. Mhmm. That day that we picked it up was 11/25/1995. Mhmm. So I found this blank cassette of this people's wedding on their ten year anniversary. Now back then, you got if you had your wedding taped on VHS, that's where it was. That's it. Like, that was the copy. Yeah. And this was handwritten.”

“She knows all these these color coded emotions. So when she comes home and she's having, like, a because they're gonna, you know, they're gonna have these, like, these it's inevitable for them to the like, when they grow up to have these, like, you know, their tantrums and this. They have to work through all this. It's not it's not like you have a bad kid if they're, like, if they act out. Like, they're gonna be crazy at two and three years old.”

“Animal stars are disappearing from Hollywood primarily due to the rise of sophisticated CGI and AI. I don't know if I feel like that's true, though. Yeah. I mean yeah. Because it's not the same. You don't need to you know what I mean? Right. People know the love of a dog. They want that. They're you're like, you can't replace it.”