OPEN STEAM ROOMS

“I did it for a while and it's just like, yeah, your back gets fucked up and you're like, then at the end of it too, it's like, I could just get a gun. Like, you know, it's like you could just defend yourself. It's a lot better to choke a guy out in front of everyone than just like shoot him in the face.”

“Customer service dipped during COVID. It's over now. Yeah, well, we told them they're heroes. Yeah, they called them all front line workers and stuff. And a lot of them were not heroes. I don't—I mean, some of them were, I guess.”

“They don't know shit at Best Buy. I'll ask a couple of times when I went to Best Buy to ask about like cords and shit, and they're just like, I don't really know, man. I'm like, all right, dude, what the fuck? What's the point of this place?”

“I wonder if that'd be a good business if you had another business that also at the same time was a steam room. Get your hair cut and just sweat. Double businesses are a good idea. It's time for dog grooming and maybe sporting goods or whatever.”

“I actually I've come around. I shit on planes now. No, you have to, because otherwise you're going to fart like a coward and stink the whole plane up. So now I do the valiant thing. I like walk by everyone. I sit down there for like 15 minutes and they all know.”