FIND PURPOSE

“And this stuff he gave it, if he's, like, dude, this stuff's the real deal. Don't let your dogs get it. Because my dog had eaten rat poison once. No problem. Survived. And I was like, yeah. I hope you're alright. He's like, no. This shit is like fiberglass in it. So when the rat eats the poison, the fiberglass cuts his lungs, and he starts, like, drowning in his own blood.”

“It's like, you know, I I just for me, it's just like, I'm weary of the news apparatus information. Whenever I find myself getting angry, you know, it's again, it's just like, I just have to ask myself, like, am I getting pulled into some weird thing? Like, what can I do? It's like, I'll try to make people laugh if I can and just make, like, you know, some vaguely entertaining and some fashion stuff and then just try to conduct myself and, like, tend to the stuff around me.”

“My wife told me she's gonna take me to a a an opera. So I'm, like, kinda stoned, and I just, like, walk into this room being, like I remember the last thought I had was, like, I wonder what opera singers are like. Walk in, and I saw my mother-in-law, and I was like, what the hell? Why is she here? And then I saw someone I hadn't seen in like three years and I I truly was like, oh, I'm probably having a dream. And then I got like angry. I was furious at first.”

“There's this world of guys that are like, you know, looks maxing is like you your only hope in life is to become as attractive as possible, but now they're doing these things where like injecting a bunch of peptides. These are like young, like, you know, early twenties. Go on TRT, you're hitting the peptides, and, you know, the the thing that gets, like, sensationalized is, like, you kind of tap your jawbone with a hammer because, like, it's called, like, bone hammering or whatever, so you, like, kind of do microfractures.”

“There's a lot of doting mother type gardeners. I'm a stern father. If you can't pull your own, you're you die. I need I need producers. I need people who are gonna adapt to the elements. Like, I'm not gonna baby any of these plants. Like Stalin. Yeah. Completely. It's got it's a completely totalitarian system. My wife's like, well, bring that one in. I'm like, if it can't handle the sun, it's dead.”

“Apparently, from what I heard, like, long ago is a lot of these social media companies had people who designed slot machines consult with them to, like, how to make their basically interface as addictive as possible. You know when you, like, pull down and refresh and, like, your phone kind of, like, shakes a little bit, there's that little noise? That's like slot machine technology somehow. Like, it's designed to, like, you get a little dopamine burst when it goes, like, boomp.”

“When you're on your phone, you know when you read something on your phone, you're like, you don't remember any of it. Because as you're reading, when you're on your phone, every button and thing you're moving is like, it's a problem solving part of your brain. The part of your memory that can store information along to the short term is like a tiny little bucket in your brain. So it only fits so much when you're like hitting buttons and going up and down, this and that. It just gets just it's like splashing a ton of water in a tiny bucket. Everything spills out.”

“Cortes famously, in one of the battles, they, like, the general handed him, like, here's a bunch of women. And one of them happened to be a former princess. They became they became lovers, man. They were like they were thick as thieves and Cortes had a wife the whole time living in Cuba. So when his wife after he finally won, he finally wins over, defeats the Aztec empire, takes it over himself. Dude, his wife comes over to visit him. Cortes has a a child with his new babe who, like, been through it all with him. And his wife shows up, kinda gives him an earful. Dude, he choked her to death.”