CELEBRATE PARENTHOOD

“It's like background. You know? Like, you put it on anytime. You don't have to, like, follow anything. You just turn it on, and it's good, like, playing in the background. They play it all day long. So you just it's like one of those things, like, when I get to a hotel room, I turn something on, it just, like, plays in the background. So I think people just people are gonna go about their business while it's on.”

“I get out there, bro. And they had a little bit of sliced ham or something over there on the side. You know? They were like they put out a little, like, a little, like, all you can eat, like, type of thing or something? It was like it wasn't all you could eat, but it was like, you can eat a little. ... Ham that had been kinda trucked in. It hadn't been flown in. ... The blues was hot. Crackers out there. They just had a little setup, but they had a dude you could tell you couldn't have a lot because they had a dude sitting by it.”

“The reason we end up doing this because he was a guest on our show and, we did a bunch of stuff with him. And then he was like, I love this. He's like, I love this more than basketball. He's like, this is what I really wanna do. What? I swear to god. He's like, I this is what this is where I really wish I could do. And we're like, why don't we develop something together? And then we did and got picked up.”

“So I went through everything with my daughter, and then, like, she's, like, three and a half now. He's about 16. And, like, you you you it goes so fast. It's so nice to get to do it over again. Because those moments that when they're that young are so fleeting. They change. They're growing so fast. ... It's like you just and you just, it's just really nice to those those stages are the ones that, you know, parents are always like, oh, if I could have my kids back at that age again.”

“In 1995, I was at the Salvation Army with my buddy, Joe, and we found a VHS cassette. Right? And it was like a home one, not like a movie like you buy, like a, you know, a home like a blank. It had a a label on it, and, it said, Amy and Stu Schenkman's wedding. ... I have your wedding video for the last thirty one years, and I wanna give it to you.”

“I got a new talk show, like, pod coming out called Manoush, which is, like, short for Manoushia. And it's, like, big guest, small talk, but it's, like, it's, like, absurd. It's, like, it goes in and out of conversation and sketch comedy. It's like something just completely different. Yeah. Like, it's, it's it's off the wall. It's really fun. I I shot, like, 10 episodes so far.”

“Perform a testicular self exam monthly. Oh god, dude. I am I am four hundred months behind schedule. Ideally, during or after a warm shower, when the scrotum's relaxed. Yeah. You'd oh, if you got that hard bag, bro. Yeah. You can't do it in, like, the winter. If you feel like it's, like, kind of, like, a feels like a bit of, like, a really ripe avocado, you gotta back off the sack. Yeah. That's right. Using both hands, gently roll each testicle between your thumb and finger to check for hard lumps, smooth bumps.”

“Pablo Picasso, you know when he died? He died in 1973. Did you know that? I thought he died in 1380. I almost shit. 1973, Picasso had a car. Is that unbelievable? Pablo Picasso was driving around Spain in, like, a Honda Civic listening to Black Sabbath on the radio. That's crazy. Ozzy Osborne and Pablo Picasso were working at the same time. He saw six Super Bowls.”