“I apologize to my parents for saying that I had an interview without specifying it was for most wanted. I apologize my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency. By the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly do need to go to EUR, but can hardly call that not a self inflicted status.”
“They secret service grabs JD Vance is gone. And watch this. He's off the stage. The president is sitting there. Three one thousand, four one thousand, five one thousand, still staying on stage, still a target, and now they just slowly get the president off stage. He was up there for, like, thirty seconds.”
“Our first lady Melania is here. Look at so beautiful. Missus Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow. You know? You have a glow like an expectant widow?”
“The billionaire tax is actually on everyone tax. The billionaire tax, a new tax protocol written by four professors who don't believe in the American dream. Some of them aren't even American. Go figure. Despite its name, it applies to every California resident who currently has assets or ever will”
“By 2027, every car sold in The US could be required to actively monitor the person behind the wheel. That means watching your eyes, tracking your behavior, and constantly evaluating whether you're alert enough to drive or not. For a lot of drivers, that starts to feel a lot less safe and more surveillance.”
“In universities in universities, 6,300,000,000. And number two is China. Mhmm. Foreign funders of US colleges and universities. What do you think Qatar is doing? They know, let me get the youth, and I'll confuse the shit out of them for two decades.”
“The Ford Foundation remains a raging bull on this day now totally divorced from anything the original Ford family members have recognized in the last decade. You ready what they put their money into? They have given millions to Southern Vision Alliance, a creation of the revolutionary Marxist Leninist group, the World Workers Party.”
“I'd like to see see him before the end of the year be a Yankee, And I wouldn't be surprised if it happens. Oh, I would love that. I wouldn't be surprised if it happens because I think we learned from this other team, who used to be in the city called Brooklyn, who they couldn't handle it in Brooklyn.”
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