Former ATP professional tennis players John Isner

“We're doing this because of Meddy's legendary, let's just call it legendary, meltdown, and his 0-1-0 loss last week in Monte Carlo to Baratini. So that kind of piqued our interest to get this segment going. Before we get it going, Sam, Stevie, someone made this as a suggestion for our show, and I think this person deserves some credit for this next segment. She called it crash outs, like do a top crash out segment.”

“They also break down the best non-cash tournament prizes including Stuttgart Porsches, Indy’s RCA electronics giveaways, Federer’s cow, Rolex watches, and Laver Cup gifts. On top of that, we will discuss the best non-cash prizes at tennis tournaments. That's all ahead on Nothing Major. This is going to be a fun one. Let's get it started.”

“Somewhere along the line in the last few months, I must have got an air freshener. And my wife took the air freshener and put it in my car, dangling it from the mirror. I take it off, I'm like, I don't want to be an air freshener guy. They only do upper body at the gym. No air freshener guy has ever done legs at the gym. They probably hit the spray tan every now and then.”

“Sam, you might need to re-record it with Jack not being here any more. What are your thoughts on that? Before we started recording, Sam was saying when we first played the jingle, everyone was like, stop playing this, I can't listen to this. And then a week later, all the comments are, don't get rid of the jingle. So we're a little confused.”

“We're also going to have a beautiful tennis court segment, which we're going to need some fan participation in. Finally, they launch a fan-driven search for the most beautiful tennis court in the U.S. and answer listener questions on memorable shots. That's all ahead on Nothing Major. This is going to be a fun one.”