“The thing about these teeth, though, is they find so many of them that they don't think of them as precious. So you're allowed to do stuff with them. Like, you could buy a knife with a woolly mammoth handle. Like, this is a piece of woolly mammoth that they make for a gun. So you could put that on a 1911. It's a handle made out of woolly mammoth teeth.”
“I used to have my own pool queue. Unscrewed it. I used to come to the fucking pool hall with unscrew the fucking thing and get nuts with it. Having a pool queue is, you're a different level of human being when you're walking around with that. You're not playing games. You're there to play games, you're not playing.”
“Any type of ankle accessory, jewelry, other than like a surveillance, it really, for me, it doesn't work. My ankle is way too bulky and it's a thick-ass ankle. It doesn't hold jewelry well. No male ankle holds jewelry well. I mean, I don't believe in it. Listen, I'm not telling you what to do. If you're a guy who likes beads on your ankle, feel free.”
“Mexico City is a dope spot, man. If you're working out up there, it's like, I think that's really high above sea level. What an advantage you would have if you lived up there. And then you go down to sea level, you could fuck everybody up. Your cardio would be off the charts.”
“The story of that area, that place is so insane. I went down this long rabbit hole because I had read something that the Aztecs didn't build that and that they found it there and they called it the place where gods were born. So, then I went into this deep dive on the Aztec people and whoever was there before them. It's a total unknown.”
“Archaic humans are crossing substantial sea channels long before species Homo sapiens appeared on the record. Whoa. So implying intentional crossings as far back as roughly 450,000 years ago.”
“But you're not going to stop it. This is the thing. That fucking, that wave is 2,000 feet high and it's moving 100 miles an hour and you're not going to stop it. You're not going to stop it. This is just what AI is.”
“That's how you really become a world champion. You have a blown out knee and you find a way to KO a guy who's this wild, aggressive, awkward dude. You know, and he's coming after you. You got a blown out knee and you just blink. Perfect fucking left hook.”
“If I was in his corner, I would say, dude, never go back to middleweight. You are a fucking light heavyweight champion. He is a light heavyweight champion. And while this guy, while Carlos Olberg, is going to be out for a year, because he is going to have to get ACL reconstruction, Paulo Costa could be the interim light heavyweight champion.”
“The rats and the people are an ecosystem because the rats eat human garbage, and they live piled up around humans for a reason, so they could eat our garbage. And during the pandemic, it was a real fucking problem because no one was going to restaurants for a while, so the rats were everywhere. They're freaking out.”
“He took a red backpack, his wallet and a.38 caliber revolver. He left behind his phone. His wife reported him missing within three hours. Despite FBI involvement, Air Force Office of Special Investigation searched dogs, drones, helicopters, horseback teams, FLIR sweeps and 700 canvas households. No confirmed sightings of McCasland has ever surfaced.”
“The amount of time that it would take for a black hole to suck in that much matter to become that massive, there's not enough time since the birth of the universe. That's what they're... So they're confused as to how it's formed. They're like, well, maybe we're wrong about how these things are formed.”
“That's why the kettlebells are the best things. Kettlebells, the clubs, the mace. Awkward stuff. I love all that stuff, all the sandbag work. I'm still doing that every day. Since I was here last, I know it doesn't see me, but I've lost like 20 pounds.”
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